Touche!

Me to G. looking at his outsize belly :

- So G. as we speak, tell me about your ' pregnancy' experience.. I mean, you know, you can give me some clues , for example, what do you do to see your feet?
G:
- Bending over? 
Me:
-Risky business, risky business..
G:
- That's how you got pregnant right? :D
Me:
- Exaclty!